Lighting Extravaganza

Friday, November 26th

🎄 HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T! WHERE’S THE TYLENOL?

 

Kick-off the holidays with our Christmas Vacation themed party complete with a lighting ceremony that’ll give Clark Griswold a run for his money.

 

“Welcome to our home. What’s left of it.”
🍺 5pm – Doors open with seasonal beer releases and a Holiday cocktail menu
🎶 DJ will be keeping the party going until close
💡 9pm – Lighting ceremony

 

🥃 Holiday cocktails, shots and seasonal beers!

 

🌟 We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!

Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?

OFFICIAL BEVERAGE FOR UNDERACHIEVER’S

Are you such an Underachiever you don’t even like to decide what to drink? We got you. You’ll be able to enjoy delicious specials at all locations from Mean Mule Distilling Co.! If you need help pouring them into your mouth, just let us know.
Located in the Crossroads, Mean Mule Distilling Co. is making handcrafted Agave Spirits from 100% Blue Weber agave! The official drink of all underachievers is their take on a Moscow Mule – the Mean Mule!
Sacred Roots Holistic Healing provides care that leads to a better quality of life without pain. Be sure to stop by to book them for all of your massage needs!

AMAZING SPONSORS

Jimmy John’s

Jimmy John’s is the Freaky-Fast Ultimate Underachiever sponsor!

SMIRNOFF VODKA

All participants will receive specials on Smirnoff Cocktails!

SACRED ROOTS HOLISTIC HEALING

Achievers of all kinds (over AND under) need to treat themselver every now and then! What better way to do that than with a massage! Make sure you stop by and set up a post-run massage from Sacred Roots!

RENEWAL BY ANDERSEN

Renewal by Andersen can help with all of your window needs! They can also help you warm up for the “run” so be sure to say hey!