0.5K – THE UNDERACHIEVER’S RUN

Saturday, April 17th

CALLING ALL UNDERACHIEVERS – trust us, you want to answer this call. This event is perfect for you!

 

The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run… if you can even call it a run. This event takes you across 0.31 miles – 1,640 feet – 19,685 inches. It’s unlike any other run (and more like a walk to the next bar)!

Are you Truly an underachiever?

Shoutout to the official seltzer of all underachievers, Truly Hard Seltzer. We will have their delicious flavors available for you and don’t worry, you won’t have to walk to far to enjoy one. 

Shoutout to the official beer of all underachievers, Odell Brewing. We will have several delicious beers available for you and don’t worry, you won’t have to walk to far to enjoy one. 

PIZZA, CHAMPAGNE AND DONUTS – SAY WHAT?!?

The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run will start off with a pizza party. This is where you can carb load for the “big race” and “warm-up” before the “run”. At race time, you’ll be sent off with a “boom”.

 

Don’t worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don’t worry, we have that covered too. The kit may or may not contain only lollipops, but hey, it will be there!

 

Upon finishing this clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you’ll celebrate crossing the finish line with – what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music.

IN CASE YOU NEED PROOF THAT IT’S A GREAT TIME

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Oh, You don'ut Know?

Shoutout to the The Donut Stop for providing you a delicious prize after you finish the “race”! As if you needed any motivation to get to the finish line!


They have been voted top in Missouri as well as top in the Nation. Over 60 years experience & still make fresh hand made donuts, fritters and pies.

BEFORE YOU ASK…
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS

  • What comes with GA registration?
    • Awesome race bib to prove you actually participated
    • 1 free slice of pizza to carb-load before the “run”
    • 1 free donut and glass of champagne to celebrate crossing the finish line!
    • A fanny pack to keep all of your belongings in
    • A finisher award – you know, for those bragging rights
  • Do I actually have to run?
    • Um, no… This is called the Underachiever’s Run, meaning don’t overdo it buddy.
  • How far is a 0.5k?
    • TL;DR the info above… it’s .31 miles -or- 1,640 feet. It’s basically around the block.
  • What time does the event start?
    • The “run” has waves every hour starting at 12pm, but feel free to join for the carb-loading (aka: pizza party) any time after 11:00 am.
    • Before you ask, the official party ends at 6:00 pm but feel free to stay as long as you’d like.
  • What do I wear?
    • You can wear whatever you’d like, but we recommend your best underachiever outfit.
  • Is there an age limit?
    • Yes, all participants must be 21 and older!
  • Can I bring my baby/toddler/child along with me?
    • Nope, sorry. This is for ADULTS (21+) only!

AMAZING SPONSORS

Jimmy John’s

Jimmy John’s is the Freaky-Fast Ultimate Underachiever sponsor!

SMIRNOFF VODKA

All participants will receive specials on Smirnoff Cocktails!

SACRED ROOTS HOLISTIC HEALING

Achievers of all kinds (over AND under) need to treat themselver every now and then! What better way to do that than with a massage! Make sure you stop by and set up a post-run massage from Sacred Roots!

RENEWAL BY ANDERSEN

Renewal by Andersen can help with all of your window needs! They can also help you warm up for the “run” so be sure to say hey!