0.5K – THE UNDERACHIEVER’S RUN

Saturday, October 2nd

CALLING ALL UNDERACHIEVERS – trust us, you want to answer this call. This event is perfect for you!

 

The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run… if you can even call it a run. This event takes you across 0.31 miles – 1,640 feet – 19,685 inches. It’s unlike any other run (and more like a walk with a party)!

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PIZZA, CHAMPAGNE AND DONUTS – SAY WHAT?!?

The 0.5k – The Underachiever’s Run will start off with a pizza party so you can carb load for the “big race” and “warm-up” before the “run”. At race time, you’ll be sent off with a “boom.

 

Don’t worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don’t worry, we have that covered too. The kit may or may not contain only lollipops, but hey, it will be there!

 

Upon finishing this clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you’ll celebrate crossing the finish line with – what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music because what’s an after-party without it!

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BEFORE YOU ASK…
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS

  • What comes with registration?
    • Awesome race bib to prove you actually participated
    • 1 free slice of pizza to carb-load before the “run”
    • 1 free donut and glass of champagne to celebrate crossing the finish line!
    • A fanny packet to keep all of your belongings in
    • A finisher award – you know, for those bragging rights
    • Drink Specials from our partners
  • Do I actually have to run?
    • Um, no… This is called the Underachiever’s Run, meaning don’t overdo it, buddy.
  • How far is a 0.5k?
    • TL;DR the info above… it’s .31 miles -or- 1,640 feet. It’s basically around the block.
  • What time does the event start?
    • The “run” starts at 1pm, but feel free to join us for the carb-loading (aka: pizza party) any time after 12:00 pm.
    • Before you ask, the official party ends at 5:00 pm but feel free to stay as long as you’d like.
  • What do I wear?
    • You can wear whatever you’d like, but we recommend your best underachiever outfit.
  • ALL of this walking is going to make me thirsty, will there be any drink specials?
    • We know, that short walk will leave you needing a nice cold, refreshing beverage. 
  • Is there an age limit?
    • Yes, we are 21 and older at Rec Hall!
      • Nobody wants to hang out with a baby at a bar!
  • Can I bring my baby/toddler/child along with me?
    • Nope, sorry. This is for ADULTS (21+) only!
      • Yes, even if they’re in a stroller. NO KIDDOS!!
    • While we’re on the subject, you can’t bring your dog either.
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OFFICIAL BEVERAGE FOR UNDERACHIEVER’S

Are you such an Underachiever you don’t even like to decide what to drink? We got you. You’ll be able to enjoy delicious specials at all locations from Mean Mule Distilling Co.! If you need help pouring them into your mouth, just let us know.
Located in the Crossroads, Mean Mule Distilling Co. is making handcrafted Agave Spirits from 100% Blue Weber agave! The official drink of all underachievers is their take on a Moscow Mule – the Mean Mule!
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Sacred Roots Holistic Healing provides care that leads to a better quality of life without pain. Be sure to stop by to book them for all of your massage needs!
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AMAZING SPONSORS

Jimmy John’s

Jimmy John’s is the Freaky-Fast Ultimate Underachiever sponsor!

SMIRNOFF VODKA

All participants will receive specials on Smirnoff Cocktails!

SACRED ROOTS HOLISTIC HEALING

Achievers of all kinds (over AND under) need to treat themselver every now and then! What better way to do that than with a massage! Make sure you stop by and set up a post-run massage from Sacred Roots!

RENEWAL BY ANDERSEN

Renewal by Andersen can help with all of your window needs! They can also help you warm up for the “run” so be sure to say hey!